December 2009
21 posts
The 14 Worst Words For A Designer To Hear
clientsfromhell:
“I’m not sure what I want, but I’ll know it when I see it.”
clientsfromhell:
Client: sdfpiuaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu””””’[]
Me: What the fuck?
Client: Sorry, my cat got onto the key-board
ROLFMAO
clientsfromhell:
Client: “You’re fired.”
Me: “Why?”
Client: “You printed it upside-down.”
Me: “You’re holding the board upside-down.”
“I prefer that you create all the designs in Microsoft Word as this is a much...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
justbesplendid:
WHAT IS LIFE?
Life is an Adventure … Dare it Life is a Beauty … Praise it Life is a Challenge … Meet it Life is a Duty … Perform it Life is a Love … Enjoy it Life is a Tragedy … Face it Life is a Struggle … Fight it Life is a Promise … Fulfill it Life is a Game … Play it Life is a Gift … Accept it Life is a Journey … Complete it Life is a Mystery … Unfold it Life is...
clientsfromhell:
Client: Can you un-blur the background on this photo?
Me: Unblur?
Client: Yeah, I want the whole image to be super sharp. I don’t particularly care for that whole deep field thing you keep telling me about.
Me: You mean depth of field?
Client: Yeah, whatever. Just unblur it.
Me: That’s impossible.
Client: I’ve seen it done on CSI.
ahh thats sucks!
Joke of the Day
somethingintellectual:
An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato...
“Don’t be dismayed by good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can...”
– Richard Bach