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clientsfromhell:

We were contracting out some work for an iPhone application and after a week of no contact with the developer this was the response I received:

Me:

xxx,

You’ve been MIA for over a week now, please give me a call once you receive this.

Him: (Seriously, this was his actual response)

Hey - I’ve been trying to reach you for a while but didn’t know your email. My MacBook Pro was stolen about 2 days ago and unfortunately my girlfriend kicked me out of the apartment. I’m looking for a quick way to replace my Mac without shelling out another grand (which I don’t have and obviously won’t until I get a new PC.) As you know my Grandfather passed away last Tuesday and I’m leaving for the funeral now. I’ll give you a call afterwards.